A guy goes into a restaurant but is stopped by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a tie to get in. The guy goes to his car, looks for a tie, and discovers he doesn't have one. He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk and in desperation, he ties those around his neck in a fairly presentable fashion. He goes back to the restaurant and the bouncer looks him over carefully for a few moments before saying, "I guess you can come in but just don't start anything."
Individual sheet is 19"x27" unfolded.