The “No, You Can’t Return This” Wrap
Jenny designed this paper for her husband, a man who, without fail, opens every gift with a gentle, “Did you save the receipt?” No. No, she did not. The receipt is long gone—buried in the trash where she intentionally put it—because those pants were carefully chosen to replace the ones with holes that were not fit for public viewing.
This wrapping paper is for those moments when you know they’ll try to return the gift, even though they desperately need it. A playful but firm reminder that sometimes, the best gifts aren’t the ones they want—they’re the ones they should just accept and wear already.