about me


In lieu of complete sentences and proper punctuation, here is a list of 12 things about me:

1. I live in Massachusetts with my husband, 2 sons, 7 hens, and 1 rooster named Sofia

2. I'm still waiting to become a child prodigy

3. I have ADHD

4. I think sunrises are depressing and sunsets are beautiful. I come from a long line of night owls and I'm pretty sure my ancestors were an elite group of night watchmen that patrolled the streets of medieval London

5. I care/worry about the environment and research Grolar (aka Pizzly) Bears on really warm winter days

6. When leaving a voicemail, I will hit the * button at least 4 times in order to delete and rerecord and if the * button doesn't work then I press # and/or 1 frantically until I just hang up

7. I like to take naps when I have important things to do

8. I like to ski and I used to ski race

9. I believe in equality and science 

10. I celebrate neurodiversity

11. The last thing I ate was a spoonful of Nutella

12. I make balloon animals and want to make miming cool again

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