These Are Not Socks Wrapping Paper

Socks. Has there ever been a more iconic Great-Aunt holiday gift? This paper is for you, Auntie Clare. Now you can throw your recipients off the scent by wrapping your socks in this paper. Maybe it's a gift card to Blockbuster. Perhaps a VHS tape of the last episode of MASH. This fun design will keep everyone on their toes* guessing what's wrapped inside.

*please admire the pun

FAQ

Q: What sizes do you offer? A: Sheets are 19" × 27" (great for a shirt box). Rolls are 19" × 81" — equal to three sheets — and come in a reusable storage sleeve.

Q: What is the paper like? A: Printed on premium 70 lb matte paper that’s uncoated, smooth, and easy to fold without tearing.

Q: Is it eco‑friendly? A: Yes — fully recyclable, uncoated, and produced in small batches using vegetable‑based inks, chemistry‑free plates, and 100% wind‑powered electricity.

Q: Is the design single‑sided? A: Yes — the pattern is printed on one side with a clean white back.